wonderinwhywebotherwithlove:

“Fuck sewing machines”

“ExcLamAtiOn PoIntS aRe FoR THIRD GrAdErS !! !! !!”

”::sWiFt::”

“{bitch.}”

“Listen my queer fellow”

“I thinketh we shall hangeth out”

“drive over in your sex van and come pick me up.”

“Maybe I’m too sexy and it distracts you.”

“Your mothers obviously didn’t raise you right.”

“It appears to be some sort of creature, who uses glitter to distract its prey.”

“THE PICTURE OF ME AT THE TOP IS GROSS. THAT IS SICK TAKE IT DOWN. It serves NO purpose other than to make me look FUGLY.”

“Therefore I am better and everyone should like me more.”

“If you were a guy I’d probably date you.”

“WE R TRYIN 2B HAPPY. OMGGGGGG.”

“(this is you quite obviously staring at my boobs)”

“RELINGUISH THIS TOM FOOLERY YOU ELFISH KNAVE.”

“Her boobs look AMAZING.”