I literally stood around this area at the mall for a half an hour just rearranging the entire set up to look nice and organized. You are welcome, Taylor Swift.
Interviewer: “When you look in the mirror in the morning, what do you see?”
Taylor Swift: “Not much until I put my contacts in.”
one of the girls in my class was checking her hair in her calculator
omg i do this all the time. sometimes i even steal the glasses off the kid who sits next to me and hold it at an angle so i can see my reflection
(Source: sharonosbourne)
“Fuck sewing machines”
“ExcLamAtiOn PoIntS aRe FoR THIRD GrAdErS !! !! !!”
”::sWiFt::”
“{bitch.}”
“Listen my queer fellow”
“I thinketh we shall hangeth out”
“drive over in your sex van and come pick me up.”
“Maybe I’m too sexy and it distracts you.”
“Your mothers obviously didn’t raise you right.”
“It appears to be some sort of creature, who uses glitter to distract its prey.”
“THE PICTURE OF ME AT THE TOP IS GROSS. THAT IS SICK TAKE IT DOWN. It serves NO purpose other than to make me look FUGLY.”
“Therefore I am better and everyone should like me more.”
“If you were a guy I’d probably date you.”
“WE R TRYIN 2B HAPPY. OMGGGGGG.”
“(this is you quite obviously staring at my boobs)”
“RELINGUISH THIS TOM FOOLERY YOU ELFISH KNAVE.”
“Her boobs look AMAZING.”
Taylor Swift old myspace comments.
Maybe I’m just too sexy and it distracts you
