when your teacher sets the seating plan as boy girl boy girl and you’re put in between two white girls
taylor swift got to meet prince william more like prince william got to meet taylor swift
the fox says “can you play taylor swift please?”
no but seriously here’s a photoset of me dressed as a fox to a halloween party begging to the DJ on my knees to play a taylor swift song but alas my prayers were never to be answered.
ok so once upon a time taylor swift had a fb contest where you’re meant to host a taylor fragrance themed party to promote her new perfume and i entered it as a joke but then they picked me so i was like????!?!!! okay whatever
but then one day i come home and find this giant package?!
and it basically had a these cool stuff in it
and i was like YAY FREE SHIT but then i read the fine print and turns out i have to host an actual house party with 10 people and do a bunch of challenges using all of this + take pics for proof and i kinda freaked out cause it said that if i dont do it then i’ll have to send all the stuff back which made me kinda upset
but luckily my friend molly was having a birthday get together near the date that i was supposed to have the party on so was like yaayy i’ll do the challenges there. except molly hates taylor swift, she’s more of a punk rock chick who listens to atl and fob and other rock band but she was so nice when i asked her if i can do this and she sad yeah sure ily molly
so party day and we all get there and i hand everyone their pearl necklaces and shawls and manage to take a few pics
nothing says ganster more than a fedora and pearls
then after molly’s parents left and we got the alcohol out and everyone started getting a little tipsy
specially the birthday girl she got drunk on a can of cider #whitegirlproblems
then we got out this board game that i forgot what was called but no one enjoyed it cause it was boring as hell specially bc i was losing
so we ditched it after like 15 mins of playing and got out ellen’s heads up game app which we played for like a few hours cause it was lotsa fun
then we just danced and messed around for the rest of the night these are the only other pics i have cause my camera’s battery died fml
look how cute seamus is though HE’S SO FLUFFY
some of us got romantic drunk and fell in love with strangers~
but then there’s me trying to figure out the wifi in the corner ayyyy lmao
and sarah ended up in seamus’ cage somehow idk how she’s claustrophobic??!?
and by the end of it all i was so wasted i was too tired to do anything anymore so i just sat there eating nachos
so yeah we didn’t technically do any of the challenges at all lol but i have all these pics to send i guess let’s hope they dont get mad about it i mean i’m pretty scared they will and they know where i live so i have to be careful cause they gave me all this stuff for free but yolo
oh and here’s what i got molly btw you can see all the time and effort i put into it
(i got it printed out dw i’m not that ungrateful)
and thats pretty much it yeah i just wanna take this time say how much taylor swift has helped me fit into my new school like moving schools can be difficult but telling people that i’m a swiftie is the perfect ice breaker cause they suddenly see you as a nice friendly person specially when i was getting her tickets and like my entire year was rooting for me and now everyone pretty much knows me as the taylor swift guy again and i absolutely love it thanks taylor ilysm x
I COME HOME AND FIND THIS!??!!!?
THIS IS ACTUALLY HAPPENING GUYS
I AM HOSTING A TAYLOR SWIFT THEMED PARTY FOR A BUNCH OF 16/17 YEAR OLDS
I really wanna go with my friend and I couldn’t find any seats next to each other so I was forced to buy separate ones so if anyone’s interested in buying this ticket, its a really good seat!! Message me if you are interested and we’ll talk about the pricing :)